- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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