- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Cripples are lame.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call two dog? dogs

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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