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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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