- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Women's rights

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

1+2 = 6

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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