What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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