- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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