Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Your mums a potato

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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You sick fiend

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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