- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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