- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Knock Knock Come in

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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