Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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