Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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