what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

We found a cure for cancer. Death

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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