How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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