- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

a black man pays his child support

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

who do we all like george goodburn

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