- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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