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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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