- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

I have read the terms and conditions

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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