A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Communism hehe xd

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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