- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

kennah campion... being nice

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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