Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

why did the black guy die? cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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