- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

i found waldo.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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