- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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