- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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