- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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