- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

human centipede

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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