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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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