- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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