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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Cancer.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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