Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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