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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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