What do you call a black man? A normal human being

thumb_up thumb_down -15

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is green and slow Grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

12 niqqa 12.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops