What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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woman's rights

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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