What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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