- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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