- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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