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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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