- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your're racist.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock Fuck off!

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