- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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