whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

binladin walks into the american seals

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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