- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What's big and purple? Barney

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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