What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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