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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

America

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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