A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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