why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

12 in general

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

YOLO

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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