Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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