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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

human centipede

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

=3

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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