- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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