- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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