Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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