- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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