What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

An anti-joke

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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