- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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