Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

my penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Andoni was here

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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