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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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