Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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