What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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