- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

the WNBA.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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