- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Women's rights

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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