your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Women's Rights

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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My mom

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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