what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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