What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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