- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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