- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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