- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Sex

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??