What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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