Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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