Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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