- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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