- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

im not food

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Yo Mama just died.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

I dont have a girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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