Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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