- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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