- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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