- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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