- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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