- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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