roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Whats 1+1? window!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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