- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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