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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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