whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

i love to lick...

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

su algato es en fuego

XD Jackass.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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