- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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