Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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WILLY

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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