Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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