- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A man did not like this site

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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