In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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