- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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