what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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