Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Black people stink of shite!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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