- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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