- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's 9+10? 19

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Homosexualism is so gay man

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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