- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Eric is gay Ha

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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