- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Women's Rights..

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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