Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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