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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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