Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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