You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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