The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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