Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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