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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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