- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

you know whats not funny white boards.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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