Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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