Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Tucker Rivera

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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