One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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All of these jokes are about white people

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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