- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Chris is hairy

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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