- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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