- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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