Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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