A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

kennah campion when she talks

What is your name? My name is Jeff

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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