- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

knock knock who's there ?

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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