What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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