why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Anti Joke

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