- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Skinny people fart less.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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