Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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