- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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