What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A man walks into a vagina

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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I'm tired.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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