- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats white and sticky glue

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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