Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Women deserve equal rights.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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