- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

knock knock go away

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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