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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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