why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Whats two plus two Four!

8--------------------- penis

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Did you know? . You already know!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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