Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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