- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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