- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

My spelling is horrible

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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