What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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men's rights activists

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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