Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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