- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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