- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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