- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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