- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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