- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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