Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

White men's rights

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

I have a really funny joke.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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