Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Tony Romo

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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