- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can anyone Lenin money?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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