A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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