Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Boner

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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