What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

your mom.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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