- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A house comes around the corner.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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