- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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