- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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