In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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