- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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