- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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