- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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