A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Sex

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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