Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

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