Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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1+1=2

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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