- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

This is my favorite antijoke.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

The New York Giants

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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