- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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