YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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