- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

i like turtles

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Eric is gay Ha

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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