- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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