My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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