NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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one stop shop

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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