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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

this website is a bad joke

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

No your aunties a joke

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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