What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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