What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Black people having a Job.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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