- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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