- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

penis. nuff said.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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