- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Knock knock.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

So a bar walks into a man...

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Anyone can post anything.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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