- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Chuck Norris.

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