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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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