what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Roses are flowers.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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