- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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