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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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