- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a black man? A person

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock, Knock Who's There

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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