- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Antijokes...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did you poop because you are a poop

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