What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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