What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Refridgerator.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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