- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

there was once a jew

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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