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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

13 =B you just learned something

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.