what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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This sentence is a lie.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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